My Mother

Haha, I just got the funniest call ever!/still on the phone. It went "Stephanie, this is your mother, I just wanted to let you know that there are going to be poisionoius snakes where you are going (Georgia). You are not going to be happy there! Snakes crawling into your bed. While you're walking in your grass they'll come bite you! I'm telling you, you guys need to move back home! You're dad and I went out house shopping, there are homes for you here! You're going to be so far away, nobody is going to be by you, you won't have money to come home ever. You have two dogs, they are going to go crazy, you can't fly them home. You know no one is dying here, you're not getting an inheritance!!" ----"You guys are going to be fighting and won't last. I'm serious you ugys will be in a debt, you wont' last! You're going to have such a rough road to go, you'll be so far away from everybody. You're only 300 miles away now and think of how often you see us now. And then you're going to have my hillbilly grandchildren and they'll be calling me saying grandMA. You know, dad says there are poisinoius snakes, I can't imagine you wanting to be by snakes. You konw they hang out in trees, they'll be hanging down, do you want a snake to bite you? They're going to hang in the trees or in the grass and bite you. You're going to be too far away from everybody, you're going to have a hard time. You're going to be in the middle of nowhere."
And to top it off, they have Clayton at my house with them conning him out of Georgia!!!!
My dad "you're going to be by these houses that haven't had paint on them in 50 years with couches in their front porches" (haha, not much different than parts of Toledo, haha).